Shoulda had Mr Rick Astley going for President.
He'd never give you up, let you down, run around, desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie, hurt you...
Politics is really about who can tell the most appealing bullshit. If it was about truth, you'd see billboards like:
"Vote For ME! I Won't Make A Damn's Worth Of Difference To Your Future, But I Want The Fucking Money And Prestige Of Being Prime Minister/President/Whatever!"
"Vote for Me And I'll Promise You Passionate Love, But When We're About To Do The Deed, I'll Suddenly Get A BITCH Of A Migraine That Will Last The Whole Electoral Term!"
"Yes, I Do What My Financial Backers Want And Screw Everyone Else!, Same As Every Other Party/Politician! DUH!!"
"I Know You'll Believe Bullshit That Fits Your Preconceived Beliefs And Ideas, So That's What I'll GIVE YA!"