General Worst Daddy jokes you can think off.....

Miket12

Miket12

This came form my good lady so I guess it would be the worst Mum joke (it's also her one and only joke):
How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? It would depend if he wanted to see you latter or in a while.

You have to be of a certain age to understand this punchline.
 
mt.wellington

mt.wellington

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Guess I'll put my wife's go to up.

Wife:What is the difference between a Farrari ,Porsche and a Maddaeryogi.

Me: What's a Madderyogi?

Wife:Nothing Booboo.
Your wife is smarter than the average bear.

Use to love that cartoon...
 
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Miket12

Miket12

Apple are developing a driverless car.... they're calling it the iCrash.
 
Sky Waka

Sky Waka

What kind of bees drink milk?

Babies.

There's a more adult version of this joke but it doesn't go too far and I don't know if I can put it on here.
 

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