General Offtopic Chatter

[surfin]

Think of us like this;
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I'm the one with hair.

 

[Lord Gnome of Howick MBE]

I'm the one with hair.

Just not on his head.

 

[mt.wellington]

So, tell me more about these hot indian bung holes in tin sheds...

 

[surfin]

all good I just seen tin shitter and thought ya ment galvanizing plant

Damn we've been evicted again. This is all your fault nzw. You've only just got here and already on the naughty step.

 

[surfin]

So, tell me more about these hot indian bung holes in tin sheds...

Just wait till the movie comes out, it's much more graphic.

 

[Lord Gnome of Howick MBE]

So, tell me more about these hot indian bung holes in tin sheds...

Stick to your taro - this is my culture we are talking about!

 

[Lord Gnome of Howick MBE]

Damn we've been evicted again. This is all your fault nzw. You've only just got here and already on the naughty step.

Not sure why, the openning post was asking about the effects of heat and eating chillies.

Its political correctness gone mad.

 

[mt.wellington]

Wasnt Englands national dish changed to Tandoori? Nice culture you got there...

 

[Lord Gnome of Howick MBE]

Wasnt Englands national dish changed to Tandoori? Nice culture you got there...

Massalla.

And, yes, it's awesome.

 

[surfin]

Wasnt Englands national dish changed to Tandoori? Nice culture you got there...

The english are well known for their cooking skills, egg and chips, bangers and mash and warm beer and pork pies. Where they truly excel in the kitchen though is screaming, ranting and cussing.

 

[surfin]

Its political correctness gone mad.

Lets not forget too many lesbians in senior management.

 

[Lord Gnome of Howick MBE]

The english are well known for their cooking skills, egg and chips, bangers and mash and warm beer and pork pies. Where they truly excel in the kitchen though is screaming, ranting and cussing.

That's Scotland.

 

[Lord Gnome of Howick MBE]

Lets not forget too many lesbians in senior management.

Black one-legged ones in bhurkas. I wouldn't mind if they were promoted on merit...

 

[surfin]

That's Scotland.

True, sorry about that Scotland, being called English is quite the insult.

 

[Lord Gnome of Howick MBE]

True, sorry about that Scotland, being called English is quite the insult.

They don't like our foreign ways - spicy food, beer instead of heroin, atheism, wife-beating being illegal etc.

Luckily we subjugated them to do our bidding a couple of centuries ago. A few escaped to the south island but they're still inbred cu**s.

 

[surfin]

One of histories great Scots.

 

[Lord Gnome of Howick MBE]

One of histories great Scots.

And one of the few historically accurate ones.

 

[Lord Gnome of Howick MBE]

I've got nothing against the Scots, Welsh or Irish but I wouldn't want my daughter marrying one.

 

[surfin]

I've got nothing against the Scots, Welsh or Irish but I wouldn't want my daughter marrying one.

So she should just stick with casual sex then?

 

[Lord Gnome of Howick MBE]

So she should just stick with casual sex then?

It's better than marrying someone from a country where wife-beating is their national sport.