The Auckland Council dont own Eden Park so they can only sit on there hands hoping for such things...
They don't ? Shit. Sorry dude I always assume that they did but that's cool. Thanks for correcting me ...
first one won't happen while woodstock are the sleeve sponsor
Pretty sure Spark are unlikely too given Vodafone's jersey sponsorship
Let's go with Pornhub - Konnie's homeground!
Man can't be any worse than what's already out there.
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you actual name of actual stadium from somewhere deep inside Switzerland - Wankdorf !